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1. 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not
2. >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;)
3. A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
4. After working here, I now realize that "Dilbert" is not a comic strip. It's a documentary
5. An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
6. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work
7. As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
8. Be a Minimalist. It's the least you can do
9. Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
10. Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters

1. Coffee, Chocolate, Men - some things are just better rich
2. Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
3. Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.
4. Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... Where the heck is my ceiling!
5. If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
6. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
7. The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
8. Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
9. Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
10. I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!

1. Even hot girls have to fart
2. Fat Girls are like Mopeds: fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to catch you
3. Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong buttons you'll be disconnected
4. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity...
5. The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
6. You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
7. Good Girls are Bad girls that don't get caught
8. English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
9. Hi, I just noticed you lookin at me across the room..I'll give u a minute to catch ur breath
10. I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
11. I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
12. I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times
13. I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it
14. Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year
15. I must confess, I was born at a very early age
16. I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by